Well, I guess this explains yesterday's picture.

What'm I gonna do?

Damn it, America. Stop calling 1-877-HANSORG so I can get through.

I realize that you have a vehement, though baseless, dislike for me, so thank you for taking time out of your day to stare at my chest. It reassures me that no matter how much I may irk a fellow employee, they will still enjoy looking at my mammaries.
Cheerfully yours,
L. Briggs, Esquire

Why do I do this to myself? :cry:

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I came home early from work because I had a headache. It hurt to have my eyes open so I fell asleep for about 3 hours. I feel a little better but my head still hurts. "Excedrin Extra Strength" my ass. I hate leaving work early. It makes me feel guilty. I've worked there 11 months tomorrow, and in that time I have taken 6 hours of sick time. There was one day where I was really, really sick and stayed home, but it technically counted as my weekend. Anyways, I don't like leaving work early. I feel like I should be able to tough it out or something.

If you haven't watched the 150th Strongbad e-mail, you should. You should also watch the little easter eggs when it's over. I credit Zachary with single-handedly making Twin Peaks popular among our generation.